What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
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Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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