My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
i think my cat just said my name.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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