"it" just moved
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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