do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
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He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
I'm actually proud