fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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