We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
