I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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