My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
