Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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