i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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