whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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