So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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