Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
We are two peas in an std pod
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
