Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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