Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
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just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
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This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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