I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
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at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
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I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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