I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
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There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
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The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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