So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
It all started with a game of naked twister.
tell me about the fingering
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