I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
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Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
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We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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