Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
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There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
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And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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