haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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