Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
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The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
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And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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