I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Is it because I queefed?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
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He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
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FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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