Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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