If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
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In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
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The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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