I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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