Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
God I need to hump something, right now.
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