I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
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There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
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I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I have fence marks all over my body
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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