Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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