real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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