don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
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Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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