why do cheetos always look like penises
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
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I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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