We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Screwed.edu
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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