so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
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Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
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We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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