Do vagina's smell?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
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The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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