So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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