I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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