Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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