Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
We just shotgunned beers for America
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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