weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
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He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
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Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
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