I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Bring me that man meat
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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