doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
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My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
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You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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