Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I've blown a few things in my day
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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