and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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