brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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