fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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