You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Randomize