im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
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i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
When did angry sex become our thing?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
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I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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