I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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