I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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