There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
