Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
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Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
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Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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