the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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