just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
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It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
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Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Do you remember whose house we're in?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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