whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Sext me about skeletons
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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