i think i have herpe
just one?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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