This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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